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Nicholas. he/they. I'm just here for the chips and salsa, thanks for having me.

hamvendor:

hoobert-heever:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT

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Link descending into my B HOLE

Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer

it’s ok some of us are irish 💕

Your people have suffered enough

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

ryebreadgf:

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

memendoemori:

melonsap:

only-tiktoks:

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For those worried about the crew having to do a whole job just for one person, flight staff only get paid for time they’re in the air; if he’d cancelled, they wouldn’t have gotten paid for zip.

So in other words, he gave them an easy day where they can spend most of it on break, and also airplane staff should unionize.

Also the plane likely has to get to NC somehow so you might as well have fun with it

roseybits:

roseybits:

can’t have robotgirl without tgirl

easy website.

jakethesequel:

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It’s the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It’s my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

beaft:

tinybed:

tinybed:

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literally the most normal tag i have seen on this. thank you for simply tagging #dog and not “you must answer his riddles three” or “why the long face” or “he is melting!” etc.

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from the tags.

19891999-deactivated20221109:

19891999-deactivated20221109:

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give it up for what i didn’t know before by ada limón everyone please clap for what i didn’t know before by ada limón

txttletale:

jimmmachintosh:

samasaur:

emo-56:

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garf :3 💜💙

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the full strip

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower

pokemonheritageposts:

pokemonheritageposts:

nellachronism:

anneemay:

yeah well he had me in the second half too

oh this was absolutely the wrong blog